Tagged: robot rent

Chryselephant Man and Mr Bluskye (Tweetantho 9)

Sep-Nov 2017

In my teens horror films would show children being afraid but not children being mutilated, like 5-year old Georgie in It (2017) by Andy Muschietti. Pushing the envelope. I try hard but I can’t think of a horror classic depicting such “child gore.” If you know of examples, please let me know.

[Some critics have negatively reviewed the film, which would not be scary enough for them. I don’t really know what a scary movie is because I haven’t seen any since I was fourteen years old or something like that1. But I have kept watching horror movies and I’m surprised none of these critics seem to notice that child gore – a child being dismembered on the screen – is something unusual. (I haven’t read all critics, though, so again let me know.)]

1[I know my joke, the underlying assumption that if the film doesn’t scare the critics some other films must scare them, is rather flat. Of course, what they mean is that a film will scare or will not scare your girlfriend, as you must select a film that will scare her to watch with her in order to put her in the right emotional state, but they can’t say it like that given our culture’s etiquette.]

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When U.S. wanted a Canal and Colombia refused their conditions, U.S. created Panama from a Colombian province with the help of a few local politicos who called themselves nationalists. Think of it for a moment: Panamanian nationalists… Sardines and the Shark.

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Climate change has been real for at least several hundreds of centuries: It explains the existence of Sahara in regions where according to cave paintings were green meadows in former times, and why now Spain’s a desert for the most part (cf Ignacio Olagüe).

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Get ready for the bots tweeting endless lists of #280characters hashtags => Conspiracy of the Bots

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All the village idiots this side of the Pyreneans [in French territory] will want to join the great medieval state of Catalunya la vella, of course.

Not that I care. You may be smart mercachifles on your side but on this side they’re backward cagots. Care for them. Good riddance.

–Push Fashísts back the other side of the Pyreneans! Wait… they’re Catalógs there too. Si, Perpinyi la vella! A nóstros! Grosso Catalunya!

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Nothing can justify the brutality of the Spanish gov against Catalans trying to vote. I call for global condemnation. (Birgitta Jonsdonttir, Icelander ‘poetician’)

You should write a poemician about it.

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Small nations are like small towns: stuffy. With a bigger parasite strata of politicos – more politicos per citizens. (One figure: about 1 French out of 100 is an elected representative, and it’s not even a small country, expect for, as to now, her influence.)

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[After Oct 1st Las Vegas Shooting] According to some, now any mass shooter is a terrorist, whatever their motivation. Pic: Terrorists Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold #Columbine

Mass shootings in U.S. started as freshman rage, ain’t it so?

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This deranged terrorist disrupted, traumatized, and terrorized the lives of thousands of people. Killed dozens! Call it what it is.

MDT (Mentally Deranged Terrorism)?

Okay, you’ll have to listen to the pundits this time and rename the classic Texas Chainsaw Terrorism.

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If Las Vegas shooter used banned weapons, taking his case to call for a ban on weapons is kiddish.

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Reference French newspaper Le Monde this afternoon, with date Oct 3d, on p.12, “Las Vegas Shooting: at least 2 dead” Bravo! [real figure, already circulating on the Web at that hour, was 58+] Next body count by Le Monde in about 24 hours.

[10-15 days later] Las Vegas death toll’s still 59. Only one died with some delay, a couple of days after the shooting. 59. Seems like psychological marketing: $5.99.

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The crowd fled at the sound of gunshots. Imagine the deaths if the shooter had a silencer which the NRA [National Rifle Association] wants to meake easier to get. (Hillary Clinton)

Can you put a silencer on an automatic machine gun? [A sarcastic question]

Yes, but they are not effective with sustained fire. (Mag dump after mag dump) (Mr Tr.)

Am I correct to infer that if Stephen Paddock had put a silencer on his automatic gun he wouldn’t have made as many casualties, because if he had wanted his silencer to be effective while shooting he couldn’t have made sustained fire on the crowd? In other words, is it true that if Stephen Paddock had put a silencer on his machine gun he would have made more deaths, or is it a preposterous assumption?

I think he would have done poorly because, to begin with, the crowd would have fled by contagion with the first bodies falling down. The crowd didn’t flee “at the sound of gunshots”: people thought they were crackers [as several witnesses said]. Falling bodies and contagion made the crowd flee.

He would have ran the risk of the silencer overheating and possibly melting from the fully automatic fire. (Mr R.I.)

Thank you. Is it correct to infer that HRC has no clue what she’s talking about?

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CBS executive fired for saying on Facebook “I’m actually not even sympathetic [with Las Vegas victims] because country music fans often are Republican gun toters.”

If she ends up with a better position in another society of the same group, it will be a promotion, actually.

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Pictures of Stephen Paddock’s body in his Las Vegas hotel room

The corpse has a foot under a gun (elevated by a bipod). How can one fall under a gun? Did the body fall and then slide?

Did he shoot himself with this machine gun having bipod?

I’m really intrigued by the position of the gun above his left foot. For one, it has to be the weapon he killed himself with (as he can’t have fallen under it), but I try to figure how Stephen Paddock could fall on his back in one direction and the gun could fall on its bipod in the opposite direction. On the other hand, it is unlikely to use an automatic gun with bipod spread out to kill oneself.

So, was he sitting when he killed himself? If he was sitting and only his back fell, he must have been sitting with legs stretched, like the corpse. It is unlikely to sit on the floor like that. If he was sitting on the floor cross-legged, his body would be cross-legged: rigor mortis doesn’t automatically straighten the body. If the was sitting on his bottom with soles on the ground and knees up, post-mortem position would be with bowed spread legs, not stretched legs.

Or did he shoot himself while already laying down? He shot himself in the mouth (picture). This is instant death, no time to stretch the arm again, if he was laying down already.

On this death photography, from which I understand he shot himself in the mouth, we see his shoulders and his chest, and clearly both arms lie along the body. Stephen Paddock was not laying down when he shot himself in the mouth: there’s no hand near his mouth.

We also see the handgun on this picture [a user tells me it was ascertained this is the handgun he used to hill himself]. It confirms that he couldn’t be laying down, as the gun would be stuck in his mouth or lying near his face. Besides, it confirms that his having been sitting is unlikely, because the gun and the hand that handled it fell apart as if after a body-size fall.

All in all, I think the machine gun above his foot has been put there in order to take a pic with spin: Gun Manic Covered With His Guns. In order to further gun control. And if the crime scene has been thus faked, then the most likely responsible for this are the police. Would it be correct to assume that, if asked, U.S. law enforcement would want to end the right to bear arms?

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It’s important not to give a gun-bearing monopoly to the retards of law enforcement and the military. #RightToBearArms

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Any organization, anybody may use crisis actors, even when an event is no false flag, just to give a mediatized event some spin. #DIY (Do It Yourself)

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Twitter’s freedom of expression has been on an inexorable decline. It is enslaved to its US jurisdiction and politics. Although it is substantially better than Facebook that is a very low standard indeed. (Julian Assange)

Facebook could have been the Global Village and Suckerberg et al made it a monopoly of turd.

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Paris, capital of la France, is so romantic you’ll have to vomit at the end of the day.

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An Illuminati (Illuminato?) is an a**hole who, because of being ritually anal-ysed, will head a sh*tty bureau six years rather than five.

In fact, it’s more four years rather than three. But if the anal-ysing went particularly smoothly, it could be up to seven years in the garbage collecting bureau.

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It is the demographic transition that increased the fit man’s burden, as falling birth rates are caused by self-restraint. Unseen in nature, human populations have declined as goods increased. (In nature populations decline due to adverse environments.) The demographic transition resulted from the choice of those endowed with self-restraint (remember that as laws were being passed against child labor, children went from asset to liability), and then appeared a fertility gap. And all this (and the attendant “rise of the criminal”) was long before mass immigration. The rise in criminality predates immigration; and as eugenics was rejected, are new migrants really worse than the autochtonous unfit?

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You know nothing of a part until you know its relationship to the whole. Now, what do you know of the whole of things?

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When no terrorist attack or mass shooting the news is boring…

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The only good politician is a dead politician.

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The Federalist said: Workers will have no time for politics but that’s ok because industrialists will represent them in Congress. United States of America: 250 years of BS.

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Netanyahu orders to begin preparations for withdrawing from UNESCO along with U.S. (Press TV)

Proud to have worked at UNESCO. (Their conditions for temporary positions are shameful, though.)

Question is whether Israel knew there was an anti-Israel bias in UNESCO before U.S. left UNESCO because of an anti-Israel bias…

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Given the tremendous 1990s figures for abortion in U.S., it seems the country knows of no other contraceptive.

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Rose McGowan was suspended [temporarily from Twitter] because Dorsey wanted to show her his suspenders.

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“We cannot wait for men to catch up” on sexual assault – Ana Marie Cox responds to an audience question in Ann Arbor. (Pod Save America)

When a woman’s name is Cox, she’s calling for it…

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If you have more to share about Harvey Weinstein, @mega2e and I are listening. Call, email, or reach us securely at nytimes.com/tips. (Jody Kantor, NYT)

I think he’s Jewish.

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Who’s the most raped actress in Hollywood?

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This is a prime example of how you are being complicit in RAPE CULTURE. DO NOT GIVE RAPISTS A PLATFORM. Damn you. (Rose McGowan about NBC Boston)

Before Rose opened my eyes, I thought all rapists were poor. Please shut my eyes again quick, NBC!

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Politicos are a scourge. Don’t waste my time with your muppets. I’m acquainted with a far loftier breed of men. (Yes, muppets can be a scourge. Like pest.)

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When sex orgies with underaged girls happen in Annie Hall (1977) by Woody Allen, spectacled buffoons say it’s cool. In Annie Hall a friend invites the character played by Woody Allen to a sex orgy with underaged girls; he says no sorry (like he feels tired). But NO BLAME ever, he expresses no sort of disapproval at sex orgies with underaged girls he’s invited to. The fact that Woody Allen is now warning against a “witch hunt” shows the passage wasn’t meant as a denunciation, but rather the contrary.

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In Tetris game as you combine bricks they disappear. In Tetris thinking as you combine words it results in nothingness.

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I’m reading about subversive masterpieces every other day in the papers. But the system’s doing fine, thank you.

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Boob Bowl

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Newspapers’ websites stink. Often as you get there a window pops up “Subscribe to our &c” with two choices: OK or Cancel. Now Cancel would normally refer to your last step, that is, opening the page, not to the pop-up window, for which you’re not responsible. The trick is that many people will click on OK in order not to close the page (cancel their step), although they don’t want to subscribe. They have no reason to think that Cancel means to close the window rather than to close the page, because they called the page and not the window. The trick designers want you to think that you won’t be able to read the page you want to read if you don’t click on OK (Subscribe), by telling you to cancel the pop-up window you didn’t call in the first place.

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A Saudi in Hollywood: starlet set to feature in Tom Clancy TV series. (KAWA News)

Next rape victim. Saudis be proud!

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The insane policy of putting a nation back to toil after decades of entitlement via oil rent will drive Saudi Arabia into chaos.

Saudi Arabia has an advantage for entering postwork economy due to her oil rent-based extreme welfare. She must now go on full automated mode.

Yet Saudization intends to replace Western expats by Saudis rather than by bots…

Western expats lent Saudi Arabia expertise. In order for the Saudis to move forward without them there has to be expertise. (Press TV)

There exist bots called expert systems. My motto for Saudi Arabia is: From oil rent to robot rent. The West lacks audacity and the ethos.

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A poem by Harvey Weinstein the serial rapist: A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a

#RoseMcGowan

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Chauvin et Jingo sont dans un bateau. Qui c’est qui rame ? C’est Chauvin.

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Unwanted sexual advance? But OK if wanted? So men should be telepathic? (ramzpaul)

Ask guidance to God. He’ll tell you if this is rapable stuff or not.

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Niger is a country whose name dangerously looks like the N-word. Don’t obliterate Niger from the world.

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To be honest, if ISIS/Daesh blew up some Oscars ceremony some day, I wouldn’t send my prayers. Just to tell you how honest I can be.

I only wish Daesh would warn Crystal the Monkey not to attend the ceremony.

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As actresses start speaking up I’m afraid Weinstein will rape Crystal the Monkey, who can’t talk. Save her!

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In France there’s a taboo on religion statistics, so there’s actually no way to get an idea of the number of conversions to Islam. Mosques certainly have figures. So the Islamic institutions in France know the number of converts, while the French state has no clue.

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Story of the Fake Gay

-Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

-Uh… I’m gay.

-Oh, okay, I thought no girl wanted to go out with you.

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Eight EU countries tell Israel to pay up after destroying solar panels donated to Bedouin village.

European Union is the main financier of the infrastructure systematically destroyed by Israel in Palestine. It’s not the first time she asks for her money back. EU’s been asking for her money back for decades! The situation is ludicrous. She pays, Israel blows it up, she pays, Israel blows it up, she pays… Meanwhile, European tax payers pay for infrastructure on ever smaller pieces of land, until there will be no more Palestine! And, make no mistake, the end of Palestine is only the beginning of the Zio madmen’s hubristic expansion.

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If you think by creeping before the Zios you make them better men, you’re badly mistaken. #BDS

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I kid you not. SOME people think I have ‘White Privilege’ – purely because my Mother was married to my Father. (Heather M.)

In fact, it’s based on supposed past achievements, which would actually demonstrate natural superiority. For some. For some others, it’s based on the Bible. For others, it’s based on a mix of supposed achievements, the Bible, and Zionism. A superior position may actually be demonstrated for the last few hundreds of years, but the large consensus is that the means to it were violence and deceit, deemed contrary to the calling of mankind, and thus this historical superiority evinces no intrinsic right to privilege.

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Chelsea Clinton: I Left the Church When I Was 6 Because It Opposed Abortion.

I left the Church when I was 4 because I preferred reading Kant.

I left the Church when I was 3 because they had no porn magazines.

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The calling of the white race is the call of the wild: a wilderness of white fangs. High-IQ, undemocratic, Socialist yellow race knows it.

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The Left, in democracies’ politics, will always multiply regulations, being forever unable to implement any.

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Richard Branson announces creation of a space center in Saudi Arabia. Because it’s a polygamous country?

Richard Branson (could have said): “I want to work with the Saudis because they’re progressive and polygamous.”

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I work & to my human brothers on welfare, from the bottom of my loving heart I say: Stay where you are! Full automation now!

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For any hashtag whatever, latest tweets are always more fun than top tweets. Always.

#NewYorkAttack

[When you click on a hashtag on Twitter, it forwards you to the tweets using that hashtag. You can choose to see the ‘top’ tweets with the hashtag, those having elicited most responses (retweets, likes, replies), or the ‘latest’ tweets.]

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When I see the Twitter blue badge (verified accounts) a warning light turns on in my brain “Caution: Boring”

The Blue Badge of Garbage

[As I am compiling this anthology, I have just learned Twitter decided to cancel its policy of verified accounts.]

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The French can’t write their own language. So much misspelling… Why don’t they shift to English once and for good?

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The French highjack #NewYorkAttack hashtag. Why not #attaqueàNew-York, you asses? Stop flooding the world with your misspelled tweets. (Misspelled in French. Hashtag is English but they tweet in French.)

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Terror attacks will probably delay mass conversion of the West to Islam for a couple of years.

Europe is reclaiming her Islamic heritage: Al-Andalus, Emirate of Sicily, Greece, Balkans, Central Europe…

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In French a wanker is a do-nothing. But to wank also means to do, like in “What the hell is he wanking?” (Mais qu’est-ce qu’il branle?) “He wanks nothing” (Il branle rien) means “He’s a do-nothing.”

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Pour expulser Serge Thion (1942-2017), le CNRS invoqua le devoir de réserve des fonctionnaires. L’opposer à un chercheur, un historien, quelle indignité !

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1/Scott Ostrem [The Walmart shooter, Nov 1] only wanted to go shopping. But the cashier was very mean. Automation now!

2/Why would a guy with a perfectly good job at a roofing company snap? (Orange Meditation)

Scott Ostrem the roofer. A sh*tty job indeed. Makes perfect sense now.

3/My thoughts go out to Mr Bluskye, Thornton, whose roof has remained unfinished because of truant roofer Scott Ostrem.

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Paris will ban all gas- and diesel-fueled cars by 2030, citing concerns about smog and climate change. (Yale Environment 360)

Municipal elections are every 6 years. No municipal majority can make plans beyond 6 years. It’s just politico trash talk.

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Donald Trump names Jerome H. Powell as his pick to succeed Janet Yellen as head of the Federal Reserve.

Jerome, good, like the major-domo in film Purple Rain. Singer says “Jerome” and Jerome dumps the slut in the trash can. So funny!

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To minorities who are sick of being called racist names in the street: If that can reassure you, I get abused every single time I go out. Sometimes the abusers are minorities. Sometimes females. Surely sometimes gay too.

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The Matrix being a cult film for anti-establishment Americans, is it fair to say that these people are Hollywood cultists?

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Facebook’s laughing emoji looks sarcastic. No good-hearted laugh available there. Tells you how much Suckerberg stinks.

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“Opinions=my own.” A useful phrase for those who have no opinions whatsoever.

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Captain America is a queer. Like all nylon-dressed va-va-voom super queer zeroes.

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Stop yawning, America, and get some sleep. It’s more important than you think. –Cranky, sleep-deprived America got some advice from experts at a Harvard School of Public Health Forum. (Harvard University)

This is the kind of news my institutional employer will never read. And I mean never. (& they’re not even in a conspirationist bubble.)

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As #ROSEARMY in some corners raises new stories of satanic ritual abuse: Can Hollywood rape stories be false memories induced by hypnotherapists?

#ROSEARMY ‘d better prepare its pitch: sooner or later the public will be told all this was but mass hysteria.

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There are two ways to get rid of independent minds: you can starve them to death or you can work them to death.

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Why didn’t I, Rose McGowan, Rosanna Arquette, Annabella Sciorra spoke up earlier? We were followed by ex-Mossad agents. Isn’t that terrifying? Very. (Asia Argento commenting The New Yorker’s paper: Harvey Weinstein hired private investigators, including ex-Mossad agents, to track actresses and journalists)

Mossad’s pronounced in French same as “maussade” which means peevish. I think their reputation suffers from this ridiculous name, in France.

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They all have guns in Cuba. At least that was so in the 70s according to Ernesto Cardenal. Today I don’t know, but why would it be different ? There’s no gun control [in the sense given to it by its advocates in U.S.] in Socialist Cuba. To say it’s Socialist regimes which disarm their citizens is wrong.

Cardenal says all the people in Cuba shoot their guns during carnival or “Day of the National Rebellion.”

Quote : “Y uno, dirigiéndose a  mí: – Además, debes saber esto: aquí toda la gente tiene armas. Éste es el primer gobierno del mundo que le dio armas al pueblo y le enseñó a manejarlas. … Se comenta el hecho de que en Cuba las armas las tiene el pueblo. Con esas armas toda la gente está disparando tiros al aire esta noche [26 de Julio]. Si no se levantan contra la Revolución es porque no quieren, no porque no pueden.” (Ernesto Cardenal, En Cuba, Ediciones Carlos Lohlé, 1972, pp.321 & 327-8)

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Hashtag Games

#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words

All with the gang

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#MondayMotivation

If you think you like your job I can understand you don’t want to go to prison. But otherwise?

Prison, for me, would be bed and boarding and time to write books.

In the grinder of managerial economy job means prison and prison means bed and boarding and time to read. Think about it.

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#BalanceTonPorc

1/ C’était il y a cinq ans. On n’était pas encore mariés.

2/ Son nom est Monica Lewinsky. Elle a agressé un président des Etats-Unis avec des fellations à genoux. En plus c’est vrai qu’elle ressemble à un porc. Vous faites la différence entre un mâle et une femelle, vous, quand vous voyez un cochon ?

Tellement traumatisé qu’il lui a introduit un cigare dans le vagin.

Un autre acte odieux de Monica : impossible d’allumer le cigare (50$) après ça.

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#MeToo

[A hashtag campaign for awareness of sexual harassment and sexual abuse in the wake of Rose McGowan’s denunciations of Hollywood]

40-42 million prostitutes in the world, about half of them slaves plain and simple, and you need a #MeToo hashtag?

Your dear Hillary Clinton has forgiven her dirty Bill, why can’t you do the same, Libtards? [A tweet for which I am amused, and even proud, to have been called a “conservative rapist”]

My name’s Hillary. For the sake of me, stop tweeting #MeToo: I’ve forgiven Bill. Everything.

#MeToo but… I have forgiven Bill. #HillaryForPrison

This lady [a Quebecois user I quote] says men must stop covering each other. But who’s the first to cover their dirty husbands if not their despicable wives?

It was in the Oval Office. Impossible to light that $50 cigar after the assault. #HisHighnessToo

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#IAmHillary

and tell me, Bill, why this $50 cigar smells of oysters

because I am a retard

Sorry #IAmHillary

F*ck me Harvey (#Weinstein)

and I have a small penis

a fictitious character from a Hollywood blockbuster who sucks d*cks

your warm and friendly escort Call +339-68-69

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#IAmSkepticalAbout

God having a Chosen People. It doesn’t make sense.

God dwelt in the Tabernacle and you had to jingle some little bells before coming in. Lest He’d mistake you for a burglar.

Hardworking people who talk. Why don’t they just shut up and work harder?

Bots’ judgment on me.

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Happy Halloween

GIF made from La Casa 3 (Ghosthouse) by Umberto Lenzi

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Tweet Anthology

This is an anthology of my tweets from September to December 2016. Feel free to follow me on Twitter: @florboucharel. Most likely I will follow you back (unless you are too creepy even for me).

When one of my tweets is actually a reply to another tweet, which content is needed for a good understanding, the preceding tweet is in italics. I name the author when this is relevant, either because the person is known or the source is another media. My tweet then follows below it.

Don’t be surprised, if you count characters, to see that some of the tweets are more than the 140 characters allowed: I have rewritten a few of them in accordance to standard spelling (no abbreviations left).

September 2016

Automated jobs aren’t coming back. What’s going to take their place?

A leisure shock… and some won’t survive it.

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Leisure Shrine. From oil rent to robot rent: A new economic strategy for Gulf States to prevent toil shock.

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Most absurd: Corporate bureaucracies on social networks, rigidly unilateral, pretending to be interactive.

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Looks like humanities majors are the college grads taking the “non-college” jobs.

Yet companies are STILL interested in recruiting humanities majors. (They’ve been saying that for the last 50 years.)

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Adidas releases images of the shoes that will be made in its super automated “speedfactory.”

The end of China’s ascent?

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Automating the Gulf: “Robots are no Shiites, alhamdulillah.”

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Hawking: “AI could spell end of human race.” Oscar Wilde: “The only thing one really knows about human nature is that it changes.”

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Heard that, Trump supporters: Donald wants America to look more like Dubai.

The only interesting idea in this campaign trail so far.

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Brexit. Self-fulfilling prophecies & self-filled prophets. Vide Dali, Young virgin auto-sodomized by the horns of her own chastity.

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JASTA. Just Another Stupid Thing from America.

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Chancellor Cantor on @Rutgers_Newark students: “I’m spending my time with the future of this country and this world.”

Escapist…

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JASTA aka jestA, Just Another Silly Thingummy from America.

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JASTA. Brotha, when you take commercial airplanes in your face, you should know it’s no time for jasting.

October 2016

Everyone should do what they can to insure Hillary’s win. Any disagreements are pale compared to the alternative. (Dr David S. Wilson)

What happens to the grades of those of your students who do not dislike Trump, I wonder… Regards.

Stupid innuendo based on no information. Can you stoop any lower?

Based on elementary psychology. Do you really think you can clear yourself from the suspicion you raise with intimidation?

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Trumpbashing. Scholars in election fuss: Students taken hostages.

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Job Outsourcing by Multinationals. Everybody knows… but nobody knows who.

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John Podesta made a characteristically bourgeois jab at Assange (‘’I bet the lobster risotto is better than the food at the Ecuadorian Embassy.’’)

It is well known in France that Daniel Boulud’s risotto is dog food.

Derogatory comments on Ecuadorian cuisine are odious hate speech.

By insulting Ecuadorian cuisine, John Podesta has insulted the whole Hispanic and Indian world.

After the election and Trump’s victory: How does the risotto taste now, John Podesta?

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Clinton Foundation extorts $1m from Qatar for being a military dwarf.

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It reminds me of the comments before Brexit. They all “knew”… Such experts… Are they friends of yours?

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To all commentators of American elections: Are Brexit commentators friends of yours?

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To the brainwashed: Vote Hillary Clinton.

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Please support “Preserve Endangered Saudi Way of Life” campaign.

saudicampaign

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From Brexit to Election 2016. To those who see Donald Trump as dead man walking: Don’t tell me Brexit commentators are your mentors!

Brexit has proved intelligentsia is moron-entsia. They fail to deliver.

“It won’t pass” was the word until the very morning of June 24. To a man. Do you realize?

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After Brexit the word was “UK’s economy will crash.” To a man. And now: Two banks cancel Brexit recession forecasts (Financial Times).

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To the brainwashed: Vote Hillary Clinton.

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Experts as Failures: From Brexit to Election 2016. [That was before the results and it has turned true, hasn’t it?]

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“My dream is a hemispheric common market.” (Hillary Clinton) Does it include Russia?

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A reminder to the brainwashed: Vote Hillary Clinton.

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Brexit is a shame… upon “analysts” – who saw nothing coming and now keep silent about their resounding failure. Next: Election 2016.

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No To Show Girls.

Saudi Arabia spearheads movement against commercial exploitation of women. Thumb up.

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People who bet are losers to begin with. As a meritocrat you should know that [to Dr Erik Brynjolfson, who regularly gave his followers the odds of Trump winning Election 2016. If I remember well, Trump’s odds never rose above 20 or 25 per cent.]

What is the merit of making one’s fortune on a bet, that is, on luck?

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Audience in Charlotte gives Trump a standing ovation when he says if companies like Ford ship out jobs, he’d pick up phone.

The way for DonaldTrump to really know about such moves as president is to adopt Senator Gary Peters’s outsourcing accountability bill. [For more on that bill, see here.]

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Your staff [Julian Assange] has retweeted an article in French saying Wikileaks publishes “stolen” docs. I thought you had a line on word use. Regards. [No reply but the tweet was removed.]

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#IAmTheWLTaskForce ’cause I want my Brownie point like the other guys and this is how indoctrination works.

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Hollywood has eyes for Snowden only. Not for you [Julian Assange]. Any idea why?

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Donald Trump-Qatar Airways deal: Good agreements make good friends.

trump_qatarairways

November 2016

I donated 100 euros to Wikileaks through Wau-Stiftung via PayPal but got no thanks nor feedback. Off-putting.

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Watch Donna Brazile’s remake of the Bloods vs the Cribs. She’s one of the Cribs.

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Clinton Foundation extorts $28m from Morocco for being a military dwarf.

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FBIComey interfering with Election2016? There must be no interfering of elections with the work of government services.

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Funniest b-movie ever: Dr Clinton and Mrs Riggs.

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Doonald (دونالد) like Doonald from MakDoonaldz (ماكدونالدز).

SAUDI RAMADAN

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About Podesta mail “Bernie needs to be ground to a pulp. . . . Crush him as hard as you can.”

It’s only crappy backroom politico’s rethoric. Nonsubject, guys.

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Is media buzz on Twitter’s financial situation a concerted operation against Wikileaks, shying people away from leaks exposure?

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I suggest Clinton Foundation benefits privately from the American military shield to these countries [Qatar, Morocco, &c].

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If these polls are based on interviews, given media Trumpbashing many people must be reluctant to say they will vote Trump. But they will. [And they did.]

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Eh, Conservatives, stop boasting of your marital status and children. It’s boasting.

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Californians, we have to stand up and protect our plastic bag ban. Vote Yes on 67! (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nov. 7)

Presidential elections are so boring!

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Many say they wanna go to Canada. Let them spend one winter there. They’ll come back, or live on their yachts, like sea vagrants.

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A reaction to a tweet alleging that the media wanted Trump to win and made him win:

If the media did, it did it in a very very oblique way, like they knew insulting someone would get them elected.

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Obama’s Kill List

They had a man on their kill list, sent a drone attaking his car, the man was not alone in the car, they all died.

The kill list means the man on the list plus any person crazy enough to take a ride with him (even hitchers).

So let us know the people on the kill list so we can save our lives.

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HRC got 89% of Black vote, 71% of Jewish vote, 63% of Hispanic vote, 55% of Asian vote, 40% of White vote (including Jewish vote).

Don’t forget historic volumes of dead, inelligible, & duplicate votes… clinton won a 100% of those!

May the dead rest in peace now.

Given 1/20 Jews (and some Arabs) among Whites in U.S., this 40% White vote makes a maximum of 36.5% “Wasp” vote for HRC.

At about 65% for Trump, Wasp vote (although that includes Catholics and others) is clearly becoming communautarist in U.S.

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Last December, Boris Johnson said, “The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.” (Richard Dawkins)

Why, he goes to the same places as billionaire Trump!

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Newsweek recalls 125000 copies of its magazine whose cover shows Clinton winning the US presidential election.

Don’t blame them: They did all that to avoid totalitarianism in U.S. (Just kidding)

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Big Brother Julian is watching you. Don’t mess around with the future for the sake of present vested interests.

Big Brother Julian is watching you. Anything to hide? Don’t even think of it.

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As Trump Leaves Press Behind for Steak Dinner …the press that vilified him whines. (James Woods)

Don’t go out for a steak without throwing the bones to journalists.

Donald Trump prefers his steak well down AKA the worst possible way. (The Huffington Post)

And how do you like the bones, journalists?

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Thank you for coming to see us! We hope you enjoyed your visit as much as we enjoyed showing your our new museum galleries, Arnold Schwarzenegger! (Richard Nixon Library)

I always hated that the justice warriors of those days called themselves Deep Throat, boasting their equities in porn.

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Politico Editor RESIGNS After Publishing Home Addresses Of Alt-Right Icon R. Spencer, Advocating For ‘Baseball Bats.’ (Kevin MacDonald)

He’s got baseball bats in the belfry.

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To Richard Dawkins: The reason U.S. is so strong in science is the freedom the people there have not to believe in it.

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As about all other media were sycophants for the other candidate, Wikileaks is part of checks and balances, I guess.

Make no mistake, what’s “wrong” with Wikileaks is not that it advanced the fortunes of a candidate, but of the wrong one.

Wikileaks should acknowledge that it did its best to undermine HRC’s candidacy. And that it worked mighty well.

Now free Assange or be turned into dust.

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Montebourg as minister wanted to induce companies to relocalize in France with subsidies to automatize.

Relocalizing is not necessarily about jobs, it can be about productivity.

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Meet Lakshmi, the banking robot from Chennai.

lakshmi-robot

We now know banking can be made by robots.

The sooner robots replace bankers the better. My heartfelt thanks to Lakshmi!

[Of course I’m joking, Lakshmi only replies to customers’s queries at your local branch. And yet…]

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Israel’s ‘Helicopter #Drone Gift’ to #Russia makes USA uneasy. Fearing exposing of its technology, USA demands explanation from Israel. (Newscast Pratashya)

Explanation may be the drone was U.S.’s gift to Israel to begin with, so USA might as well demand explanations to themselves.

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We cannot afford to lose the war on poverty.

We’ve afforded it all right for the last couple of million years.

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‘Meme’ is a useless word (see Randy Thornhill). Or it only means: a word as its occurrence is quantified on WWW.

December 2016

I published classic poetry and threw my free-verse poetry & now I’m appalled because I may have been successful with the latter.

I wouldn’t have minded success from my free-verse poetry…

…but I burnt it all… for the sake of what I would call an ideology of classicism.

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I wish the Chinese had taken my job away.

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“Dutch Disease”: When oil/gas abounds, manufacture declines. People just hate working.

Robotics is like oil: a ‘Dutch disease.’ & contrary to oil it is here to stay.

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Merkel says ‘only right’ to expect multinationals to pay taxes. (Saudi Gazette)

It’s more common to give them tax breaks so they invest in your country. What can Merkel do about that? Nuffin, poor thing.

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There are 3.5 million cashier jobs in the United States.

And many of them are discourteous whereas machines are always polite.

Many cashiers are discourteous whereas machines are always polite. Have you noticed?

I see there’s an issue with manners & eye-rolling. The solution: Machines.

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Civil servants are human “expert systems.” We don’t need them anymore.

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Retweet if you think Gen. Mattis must keep his bags under the eyes and not have them removed them surgically like so many others.

He’s got the bags under the eyes for the job.

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BMW’s current campaign is about “driving pleasure,” but it’s soon over. With the ascent of self-driving cars we won’t let people drive, it’s too dangerous.

Self-driving cars will put an end to traffic death toll, on the proviso that men stop driving altogether.

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Yesterday they were saying: “Obama POTUS is the account with most followers on Twitter.” Today…

…they say: “What’s that new President who thinks like tweeting?!”

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How does he have time for a radio show, golf, touring AND doing all these interviews?! Heck, we’re not complaining! (Nights with Alice) [About Night with Alice: ”Top-notch classic rock radio show hosted by THE Alice Cooper. Check out the website to find a station near you!”]

Golf is decadent.

[Through all his career, Alice Cooper was called by some a decadent. Now he is playing golf, that was overlooking the one-man moral lobby that I am, for which it is golf that is decadent.]

the_coop

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Tourists disappointed as strike closes Eiffel Tower for second day.

French office of tourism has issued an apology: “To all kind foreigners who’re visiting us: Pucker up, you can kiss my a**’’

EiffelTower goes dark in solidarity with people of Aleppo. (Saudi Gazette)

The personnel at Eiffel Tower have been on strike (cf one of your earlier tweets). Maybe they cut the power too?

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Mexico uncovers tunnels leading to US. (Bangkok Post)

This is a reminder for Donald Trump to build the wall, all right, but deep enough.

And I mean real deep, like you can’t go deeper without being dipped in the melted core of the earth.

After that, to detect illegals check if they’ve got bottoms like baboons’.

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Are we talking about the same cyberattack where it was revealed that head of the DNC illegally gave Hillary the questions to the debate? (Donald Trump)

Donna Brazile was the cheating crib.

At school they told me cribs are bad. I wish I’d never listened to them coz I’d be candidate to U.S. elections by now.